Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Haute Coulter

Ann Coulter...divider of peoples, stirrer of animosities, conservative lion par excellence.

But there's definitely one thing we can all agree on when it comes to her - lose the haircut, sweetheart! It just ain't getting it done and you know it.

heartlessly ignorant? only to those split ends!

I've never been a big fan of hers but I think she could go a long ways towards repairing my opinion if she took her 'do to the next level. Come on, Ann, I'm not asking for much. This is a new era! Hell, I'll even loan you my slogan for your hypothetical salon - "Change is in the Hair!" (puns are always disarming).

In fact, I'm gonna go ahead and say that you should go for a bob. It's sassy, fashionable, and looks great on TV...just like a certain conservative commentator I know! Lightning rod for liberal harpies in the media? Not anymore. Eat your heart out Ariana Huffington, 'cause Coulter is back in the ring.

the bob haircut looks great on this thetan

Ann, you know better than anyone else that image counts for everything in this fast, media-driven world we live in. Grab it by the shears and make the cuts! You can thank and pay me later.

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