I like Rush Limbaugh's idea of debating Obama. Not that it should actually happen, but the prospect of two visibly polar opposite figures of our society having a debate would be pretty sweet.
To be honest, though, there are other grudge match debates I'd rather see. For example - Chris Brown vs. the eyeless corpse of Jerry Orbach. The outcome is obvious, but it's still a battle I wanna witness. I don't know if anyone could escape the eternal glare of a man who gave his heart and soul to acting.
People got pretty jazzed up about debates in the election but I know there's better possibilities out there. Why stop at politics? Before that excitement fades, someone should capitalize on it and set up a tour of kickass debates. The list of participants could run the gamut of interests, making sure everyone would want to come. Who'd wanna miss:
BORING.
People got pretty jazzed up about debates in the election but I know there's better possibilities out there. Why stop at politics? Before that excitement fades, someone should capitalize on it and set up a tour of kickass debates. The list of participants could run the gamut of interests, making sure everyone would want to come. Who'd wanna miss:
MASTER DEBATERS - CAGE KING TOUR '09
(this will take place in a cage)
presenting:
CONFUSION REIGNS: WHO IS WHO??
CONFUSION REIGNS: WHO IS WHO??
Kenneth from 30 Rock vs. Bobby Jindal
TOO EMBARRASSING NOT TO WATCH
TOO EMBARRASSING NOT TO WATCH
Roger Clinton vs. Carrot Top
HILARIOUS ACCENT COULD TIP THE BALANCE!
HILARIOUS ACCENT COULD TIP THE BALANCE!
Stephen Hawking vs. Italian pizza guy
WITH THE FEATURED SMACKDOWN:
Jay-Z vs. Noam Chomsky
Right??? I seriously would love to see all of these. And there could be different winners every night, if it weren't for the fact that being on this tour would automatically disqualify you from being labeled a winner.
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