I don't really use a lot of supplies except some paper and post-its. I bring in my own tea and always forget there's coffee available. I nab about one soda every couple weeks.
In short, I'm getting robbed.
oh, these are...free? really?? OH GOOD!!!
The company's blowing all this cash over stuff that I hardly use and it's essentially coming out of everyone's paycheck, mine included. Bogus. Just stick to a few office necessities and get rid of our overpriced Wolfgang Puck machine that emulates the quality of water currently available in the Gaza Strip.
In return? Soft serve.
Not a day goes by where I wouldn't want some soft serve. Creamy, sweet and cool is not only how I'd describe Mary-Louise Parker, but also my taste in snacks. What can it possibly cost?? At least compared to that shitshow of a chef whose every "blend" of tea or coffee ends up being the same flavor. I don't think English has a word for it.
Hell, I'd bring my own cones and sprinkles. We don't need a multi-flavor machine; when one flavor runs out, you could easily replace it with a different one, just to mix it up! Imagine that.
it's really that easy
My heart suffers enough from the crushing ennui of post-post-postmodern urban life, so calories and fat be damned. It is categorically true that no bad memories have ever been associated with soft serve, so this is a guaranteed morale/cholesterol booster.
even if you ate soft serve everyday i don't think you'd gain a pound, jambones.
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eat those steak sandwiches ma boy and everything gunna be alright