More links, befitting my lazy Friday attitude.
I just thought you should know that I tried finding something in Google News about Charlie Brown. Nothing of note came up, but I was taken aback at how many community/high school productions of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown are going on right now around the country.
Anyways.
Wrestlers for Attention With March Madness - USA Today
What is a poor, homoerotic sportsman to do these days? But really, you can't expect attention when you use poor syntax in the title.
Mexico Tariffs Spare Ford, Tyson, Rile Potato Growers - Bloomberg
As soon as I read the headline, I had this image of a classroom: after a loud argument, Ford and Tyson are excused, but ol' Potato Grower has to stay. It sure seems like he always has to stay after class! His weight problem doesn't help things, either.
NO JOKE! O DISSES SPECIAL OLYMPICS ON LENO AS ECONOMY BURNS - NY Post
As always, quality work from the Post. I can't imagine a more accurate headline.
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I just thought you should know that I tried finding something in Google News about Charlie Brown. Nothing of note came up, but I was taken aback at how many community/high school productions of You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown are going on right now around the country.
Anyways.
Wrestlers for Attention With March Madness - USA Today
What is a poor, homoerotic sportsman to do these days? But really, you can't expect attention when you use poor syntax in the title.
Mexico Tariffs Spare Ford, Tyson, Rile Potato Growers - Bloomberg
As soon as I read the headline, I had this image of a classroom: after a loud argument, Ford and Tyson are excused, but ol' Potato Grower has to stay. It sure seems like he always has to stay after class! His weight problem doesn't help things, either.
NO JOKE! O DISSES SPECIAL OLYMPICS ON LENO AS ECONOMY BURNS - NY Post
As always, quality work from the Post. I can't imagine a more accurate headline.
.
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