Brain activity's at a minimum today, so let's do links.
Mandelson custard attack probed - BBC News
When I first saw this headline, about 10 different scenarios ran through my head. Classical composer's grave robbed? Heart disease on the rise? An opaque name for a new star system?
Well, it's exactly what it says it is. Though that's still entertaining.
Is Craigslist the world's biggest bordello? - CNET
I'm assuming this article is aimed at anyone who's never heard of the internet.
I like this classy touch, too, when interviewing an e-whore: "For people in her trade, she adds in a thick accent, 'Craigslist is vital.'"
They always have a thick accent, it's true.
WEINER'S NAUGHTY HOTTIE$ - NY Post
I was worried when I didn't catch any classic headline in the Post at first glance. Phew. Where else can a newspaper use a letter that's not in the alphabet?
Greatest first line in journalim: "Talk about the wrong side of foreign aid!" Was anyone even talking about foreign aid?
But seriously, his name is Weiner.
Mandelson custard attack probed - BBC News
When I first saw this headline, about 10 different scenarios ran through my head. Classical composer's grave robbed? Heart disease on the rise? An opaque name for a new star system?
Well, it's exactly what it says it is. Though that's still entertaining.
Is Craigslist the world's biggest bordello? - CNET
I'm assuming this article is aimed at anyone who's never heard of the internet.
I like this classy touch, too, when interviewing an e-whore: "For people in her trade, she adds in a thick accent, 'Craigslist is vital.'"
They always have a thick accent, it's true.
WEINER'S NAUGHTY HOTTIE$ - NY Post
I was worried when I didn't catch any classic headline in the Post at first glance. Phew. Where else can a newspaper use a letter that's not in the alphabet?
Greatest first line in journalim: "Talk about the wrong side of foreign aid!" Was anyone even talking about foreign aid?
But seriously, his name is Weiner.
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